afro bean

An afro bean is a black hispanic

“stfu that’s why ur an afro bean”

by enna😦 March 16, 2023

Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

beans

Another name for Xanax

Him: you finna suck this dick for a bean or whaaa??
Her: Make it 2 beans, im tryna get zooted zooted, ya feel me??
Him: say no more (unzips pants)
Her: (slurping sounds)

by Chi-Town Xanman360 April 6, 2019

Bean

The superior fruit, the bean is life. Everything is better with beans. Live laugh beans, am I right?

"Beans"

by bean_cult November 11, 2021

Titty Beans

Used as a reference for the nipples.

Bryan - "Damn that girl's titty beans are popping!"
Josh - "They sure are!"

by BigSuc June 23, 2021

Different brand of beans

A type of baked beans that is not the most popular brand of beans. This is commonly used by Mr Harry Styles

“a different brand of beans than the usual most popular brand of… beans”-Hazza

by eh.06 February 15, 2022