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ordering octopus at a tapas bar

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.
Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.
by cockodoo September 8, 2010
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Nickers in a twist

when someone completely freaks out over something insignificant. It can also be over something that one person sees as insignificant and another sees as mindbottling.
Brah what's got your nickers in a twist?
by ihavemynickersinatiwst October 27, 2010
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Whale of A Teacher's Pet

A person who is overly obssessed or dedicated to being a "teacher's pet". They are known do everything that is in their means to acheive their goal of being a Teacher's Pet. Most people don't like or want to be a Teacher's Pet, which is a step down from a "Whale of A Teacher's Pet". These people are known to excessively (even more then a normal "Teacher's Pet") brag and kiss up to the teacher. They obsess over getting a 4.0 and may even come up with retarded nicknames for themselves, like "PowerHouse".

These type of people do not accept no for an answer. If they want extra credit, there is no other option then just giving it to them. They act all nice, but really they're jerks. They like to brag about nothing and make up stories just to make themselves look good. They can be bold at times, but when told off, they become scared and have no clue what to do. But, most the time they are just given what they want because people don't know how to react to their smugness.
Whale of a Teacher's Pet: whoa. I could get into any college I want. I deserve a 5.0, not a 4.0.

Teacher: oh,alright. I'll just take your college tuition out of my paycheck. I may have to sell my house, but I'd do anything for you.

Whale: now that sounds better. I knew you'd comply with me.
by _Fancy_ March 17, 2011
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My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave
by Poptart condom November 6, 2015
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son of a trump

The worst insult anyone can call you.
Man 1: That son of a trump ate my hot pocket!
Man 2: You didn't!
by TacticallyStupid June 4, 2017
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and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.
Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017
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dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.
"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017
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