Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch May 3, 2011

chalk your barn

repeted ass fucking untill the anal region is bleed profusively (no lube)
also used as an expression when you dominate your opponet

I so chalk your barn
We chalked there barn

by Bigdady December 17, 2010

Ice Your Dice

To "Slow Down", "Stop", or "Wait up" when someone is falling behind. (Literally or figuratively.)

Charlie: "Hurry up, Sam!"
Sam: "Ice your dice, man. There's a pebble in my shoe."

OR

Emily: "-And then he was like, "We are so over", and just hung up. I'm so heartbroken!"
Julie: "Whoa, ice your dice, you two were dating?"

by rewy400 September 11, 2010

Amazing in your mouth

something that you can not describe how it tastes, but its really good.

that drink is amazing in your mouth, you have to try some!

by theamazinggirl October 20, 2010

Leveling Your Turtle

Another term for a guy masturbating

Cmon dude whats takin so long in there!? What are you leveling your turtle?

by Sanny C June 11, 2010

T'd your L

When someone insults you so bad that it makes you want to re-evaluate your life

Bob - John, your mom hates you and your adopted
Guy in background - John, Bob just T'd your L
John - whats T'd my L?
Guy in background - treated your life

by HenneBerry August 27, 2010