targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.

"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"

by Married2aScott September 18, 2020

Water's Wife

Depression water's wife

Water loves Water's Wife

by Water Wife October 2, 2020

Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

throw some water on him/her

He/she is a suspected or proven snitch. "Throw some water on him/her" refers to the snitch wearing a wire and the water ruining the device .

A way of warning that a person is a snitch

Throw some water on him/her is used as-
Throw some water on chad. He's been talking to the boss alot recently and I'm pretty sure he got tyler fired

by crzymnjohn October 6, 2020

Water yo crops

To ejaculate on another persons genitalia.

Im gonna water yo crops
Im going to water her crops.
just watering the crops

by LilShwampAss October 7, 2020

Water

Water, a liquid made of purified God-sweat. Consumed by many (from rich to poor, animals and even your favorite cartoon characters!) in attempts to grow wings necessary for becoming a water fairy.

Water, in a sink near you today!

Person A: man I'm thirsty, got any water?
Person B: sure! *points at toilet*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

mcburger water

that nasty tasting water

“dang man that water fountain in the history hallway taste straight like mcburger water”

by gorillagripbooty October 15, 2020