Chocolate

A delicious snack that you can either eat or drink.

Anna: I could really go for some chocolate right now.

Maya: Why don’t we go to the store and buy some?
Anna: Ok!

by People are annoying 1 June 7, 2021

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chocolate chubby

When you have to take a dump so bad but can't because you have pressing matters and it just comes out, and you have to wait a little while to get cleaned up, thus supporting the chocolate chubby.

I was stuck working the line and I shit my pants, everyone saw my chocolate chubby . And I was saving that dump for a Cleveland steamroller tonight

by Bwadds October 5, 2016

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Chocolate Reagan

When you take an entire bar of chocolate, melt it, and then pour it into somebody's asshole, then eat it.

"Yeah, dude, last night she totally let me do a Chocolate Reagan on her!"

"No shit??"

"Nope!"

by yondobas December 12, 2023

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chocolate mr whippy

A long stream of light airy shit

I couldn't stop, it was like chocolate mr whippy

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

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Chocolate Volcano

A sex activity where you shit in the bottoms ass and wait for their body heat to make it boil thus making it flow out like a volcano.

We made a chocolate volcano

by Jimmy Boobs April 24, 2024

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When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

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