scammel wheel nuts

Affectionate term to describe hard nipples

'Look at those beauties. Like Scammel wheel nuts!'

by Mongymax November 11, 2007

what's-his-nuts

A phrase to refer to a guy when you can't remember his name, similar to what's-his-name. Also the masculine version of what's-her-tits.

You want tix to the show? You should talk to what's-his-nuts -- y'know the guy, Mark's roommate.

by cryinghill June 3, 2005

Rusty nuts

a way of insulting russell when he pisses you off

russ: get me some doof bitch
me: screw u, get it yourself rusty nuts

by Brad S. October 26, 2004

Moose Nuts

When someone is being a dumbass or a retard

Stop that moose nuts

by niokka July 12, 2007

bust a nut

bust a nut
to get something done extremely fast

(comes from the meaning of to bust a nut ...
if you are jerking off and you come/cum
really fast then your nut just might explode)

past use of bust a nut:

person A: "Man, you really busted a nut!"
person B: "Yeah, I just cranked out that whole paragraph in 5 minutes."

by raginglovemachine January 12, 2009

nut and bolt party

A couples party where the hosts gives each woman a nut and each man a bolt that does not match the nut his partner has.

During the party, everyone tries to find the matching nuts and bolts. Matching pairs determine parings for whatever activities are planned for the after-party. Often it is used to detremine who is going to have some sort of sex with each other.

My girlfriend Jill and I went to an oral "nut and bolt" party the other night. My bolt fit into Suzy's nut and Jill's nut fit Bob's bolt.

I got so hard watching Jill giving Bob a blow job while I was licking Suzy's pussy. I think Bob was surprised that Jill swallowed his cum. Suzy had me cum on her tits, but she gave one hell of a blow job otherwise.

by BRD October 24, 2004

Going off it's nut

Something or someone that is going crazy or mental or pyscho or insane.

Stevo: my vista computer is Going off it's nut!

by Mysta D February 9, 2009