The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
Get the Tit harvest machinemug. Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
Get the Hairy Titsmug. A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!
Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!
Bro 2: Tits!
by baleiby6 July 14, 2020
Get the Titsmug. A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.
Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.
Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.
by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024
Get the chaps my titsmug. 
A hot bimbo who's only defining quality is her big tits. Total boner machine, but is only worth a good pounding before moving on
Guy 1: Damn. Look at that babe and her massive tits!
Guy 2: Trixie? She is more than just a pair of tits. She is a MD by the way.
Guy 1: Only thing she is a doctor of is sucking cock! I am going to go take her outback and have her suck me off behind the dumpster
Guy 2: Trixie? She is more than just a pair of tits. She is a MD by the way.
Guy 1: Only thing she is a doctor of is sucking cock! I am going to go take her outback and have her suck me off behind the dumpster
by chorizogordo April 5, 2024
Get the Pair of Titsmug. by Radman1020 May 11, 2016
Get the Timber titsmug.