rat-a-tat dinja

The art of knocking on an unknown persons door then running away. Perfected by youths in the mid 90's.

Rat-a-tat dinja is best performed on middle aged men upon their return from a public house. Usually on a Saturday afternoon after their football team his failed them giving the best possible return rate.

by David Leitch October 29, 2007

Doing a toadly

Getting drunk and being sick whilst on web cam in an online chatroom.

Did you see that 29 year old sausage factory worker from Preston last night? Doing a toadly everwhere man, it was sick litteraly.

by thetoadkiller February 23, 2011

Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

Put a tampon on

When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.

(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.

(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.

by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013

feeding a troll

When you fail to see someone is trolling and you are like : I am gonna come back at this guy with some logical argument and he's gonna see the errors of his ways and walk away from the situation.

How could you have been so stupid?

Throwing logic at a troll is like throwing a piece of sausage at a tank. Wasted effort. And plus, you lost a sausage. You could have made a moderately yummy sandwich with that sausage and now you have nothing for lunch. Yup. That's what you get from feeding a troll.

by Dunder Ball January 12, 2015

bring a towel

Common advice for hookers.

"Don't forget to bring a towel."

"Maybe grab some condoms but don't forget to bring a towel."

by Hitler's Sister June 5, 2016

hold a torch

to really really like that office girl

he always wants to hold a torch for her

by officeh February 5, 2018