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Hobbling Whore

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Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."

"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010
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slag whore

A woman who is happy to sleep with everyone and brags about it. Kurt Cobain called his mom a slag whore in one of his songs backwards. It's cool to listen to.
Kurt Cobain: My mom...she's a slag whore...I saw...You slag whore
by nirvanafan786397859785 September 4, 2010
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Whore Parent

A parent who insists on dropping their whore child off in the student parking lot at any high school instead of waddling their ass to the parent pick up where they belong.
The whore parent in the Land Rover busted shit through the student parking lot like it was nobody's business and stopped in an intersection so her tubby bitch kid could haul ass to first period and ended up getting owned by the Senior in his new H3.
by Seamus Gibbons December 16, 2006
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Depression Whore

Those types of people who are "sad" and "depressed" and play the ukelele and sing in the most monotone voice possible on YouTube for views, attention, and ad revenue. You know, that type of person who every time they open their mouth it's something to do with darkness and their (obviously fake) depression.
"Ugh, that girl is SUCH a depression whore. All she ever talks about is how her life sucks and no one loves her. But it is SO obvious that she is just doing it for attention!"

"Can you stop being a depression whore, Molly? Seriously, NO ONE is buying your fake depression and edgy comments."
by razzberryroyal February 25, 2019
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Accidental Whore

When a girl is seen with a new guy every day, but doesn't know that she is whoring around.
"Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"
by Brady_Dets September 18, 2015
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"like" whore

A person who crave for "like"s in Facebook. (S)he even "like"s everythig he/she post in his/her wall. probably a person who constantly seeks approval but never really gets it.
Might be a failed celebrity or sumthin
Tara: (posted picture on facebook)

like it pls pls.....:* mwuah
Bob: "like" whore!
Tara: take it back or i'll delete u
Dylan: Tara is a like whore!
Tara: !@#$

Sara: Ang taong nagmamahal, nasasaktan...... pa-like powh pls pls..
Bong: like-wh*re!
Sara: salamat sa like @bong! anu ung wh*re?
by titinimikeshinoda October 3, 2011
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Cheap whore

A stupid ass bitch that sucks and fucks for some tweak or any drug of choice, some money, a casino ticket, cigarettes, or a dinner,,
Dude,, 'you're girl' is a cheap whore,
by Lightbeing November 18, 2020
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