I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone talks about sex and stuff and it gets really annoying.

Today, I checked out Urban Dictionary and i found a lot of inappropriate words.

by YonJon7ron November 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place where people who have homework to do or have no life go to. They mainly consist of feminists, middle school students, and people who know how to read.

I have no life, so I made a definition on urban dictionary

by That1OffensiveGuy May 27, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The one place where you find completely fake information about a person whose name you type in.

If you know someone whose name has a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY they are probably a Censored

by HeWhoKnowsTheTruth June 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Dude, really? You looked up urban dictionary IN the urban dictionary?

Guy 1: Hey, do you know what the urban dictionary is?
Guy 2: No I don't. How about we look it up in the urban dictionary
See how dumb that sounds?

by Hipponoceros July 23, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Literally the best website for definitions...

Person 1: What does this word mean _____?

Person 2: Use urban dictionary

by Your Daily Anonymous Writer 🤭🤫 April 15, 2021

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025