Idahoan Mozzarella Stick

The act of putting bread crumbs on your penis, then proceeding to impregnate a woman while she’s on her period.

“This girl I met last night let me do the Idahoan Mozzarella Stick.”

by Yeetus boi13 July 11, 2025

stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

monster stick

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.

Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.

by Wfchampa April 20, 2018

smotin'-stick

Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.

The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024

Meat stick

A meat stick is a stick of meat that one eats occasionally as a leisure snack or a workout snack.

Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.

by Hot chato April 9, 2019

Schizo Stick

A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.

Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?

Or

Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.

by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015