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torso to tit ratio

the amount of surface area of the torso a girls tits cover.
“wow did you her torso to tit ratio? they have to be fake.”
by nkop November 26, 2019
mugGet the torso to tit ratiomug.

tit

hello sir your tits look lovely this evening
by nippleunicornacids March 10, 2015
mugGet the titmug.

Dick Tits

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨
by jakfrost January 11, 2017
mugGet the Dick Titsmug.

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
mugGet the Tit-hairmug.

Tit

by Tittybob12355 January 21, 2020
mugGet the Titmug.

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
mugGet the I was talking to your titsmug.

tit

a type of bird ;)
Did you see that tit pass by?
by ThatEpicDefault May 11, 2020
mugGet the titmug.

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