I can tell the ocean water is cold because Kylee just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.
by anonymous December 7, 2023

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'
Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya
by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.
The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Bean is a smart beautiful adorable individual. A very fun loving person.
She lives every day to the full.
Can be silly at times but mature with it.
Shes Always there for me whenever i need a shoulder.
Guaranteed to make anyone smile
Normally addicted to eastenders.
She lives every day to the full.
Can be silly at times but mature with it.
Shes Always there for me whenever i need a shoulder.
Guaranteed to make anyone smile
Normally addicted to eastenders.
by chops68 July 29, 2018

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

The ultimate pass time. When you take beans, and put then in places where they shouldn't be, especially your foreskin. But socks and electronic devices work well too. Sometimes you'll get a chuckle, sometimes a full laugh, but always your soul will be filled and you will have purpose in life. It's not just a meme, it's a way of life.
Those shoes aren't supposed to be full of beans but they are. Things filled with beans that shouldn't be.
by Doosh Bigelow January 12, 2022

by I LOVE MORIAH September 26, 2023
