Hell no, Mexican Joe! 

This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.

Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?

Hell no, Mexican Joe!

Hell no, Mexican Joe! by meatgel November 13, 2014

cup of joe 

See "Coffee"

cup of joe by Andy May 6, 2003

milky joe 

Immortalised by TV show the mighty boosh, a milky joe is a coconut with a face drawn on it, on a stick, with a tea cloth for clothes. In the boosh episode, Howard and vince are marooned on a desert island, and eventually have no friends but milky joes. but they soon find it was all a dream from drinking too much cocnut milk

1. Extract from mighty boosh
Howard: please get me a word with precious
vince: Haven't you got milky joe
howard: the mans an arse!

2.
person1: WTF is that?
person2: this, my friend, is a milky joe!

milky joe by Leeko22Arsenal January 6, 2008

Who is Joe? 

When someone asks "Who is Joe?" the respondent will usually reply with "Joe Momma". However, on very rare occasions, the respondent will reply with "Joerock Obama", upon hearing this word the questioner and the respondent will immediately shit and piss them self.

Pewdiepie "Who is Joe?"

Cr1tikal "Joerock Obama"

Pewdiepie: *Immediately shits and pisses self"

Cr1tikal: *also immediately shits and pisses self"

Who is Joe? by Phinlorian November 20, 2020

The Loaded Idaho Joe 

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.

Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.

The Loaded Idaho Joe by Schmidt-Dogg October 1, 2007

Tae kwon joe 

an average joe, usually white, who thinks he is the next Jackie Chan

"There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!"

Tae kwon joe by icebergpickle October 18, 2009

mumbly joe

First used by Homer Simpson to describe Bob Dole.

Used to denote a person who mumbles when speaking.

I couldn't understand a word he was saying, because he was such a mumbly joe.

mumbly joe by stopmyhead April 7, 2004