When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.
Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
by Hiking Duo April 28, 2023

A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.
A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.
by 4u4u6a April 26, 2023

A reptile is where you suck the inside of a asshole until the person shits inside of your mouth and you qye after that you decide to put the shit back in there asshole
by Nudemajose August 2, 2019

When you riding a cock so hard because the second coming of Christ is here and you aint goin to heaven so you riding that cock hard and fast to escape hell
by @69 January 11, 2017

Another word for any children
by Dreamkiller696969 April 5, 2020

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