when the p

(Usage)

A conversation starter for your friends on Discord, or just a random status.

(Abstract)

Expresses the meaning of 'p' in such a profound way the reader will have no choice but to accept what you're saying and agree with it. A derivative of the phrase 'me when the'. Mysterious interpretations can be formed from the phrase but it gives more meaning and purpose to what the 'p' is and when is it going to happen or what it is going to do... if that makes sense.

No capitalizing letters.

Me: when the p

Friend: What?

Me: 'P'

Friend: Ok sure.

by g1yde July 19, 2022

Pushin P

Peeing.

Bro. I gotta go pushin P so bad.

by idioticstupididiotbad February 23, 2022

T’s and P’s

Hopes and Prayers, usually after yet another preventable mass shooting and utilized as an illusion of action and genuine alarm.

“T’s and P’s (Thoughts and prayers) are pouring in for victims of the latest school shooting”

by RatchedRN78 April 13, 2023

toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020

Emmanuel P Ofori

Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.

Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.

by Revengbitch26! December 15, 2021

p dot

The Urethral Meatus in males, which resembles a winking eye, or "dot," specifically a pee-dot, or p dot for short.

"Don't put your grubby hands near my work station, ya p dot!!"

by ReptoidOuter March 13, 2021