2 definitions by maalimP

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP April 9, 2018
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Incredibly beautiful redhead from the other side of The Wall. Tough, horny, slender and fit, she send cocks climbing all the time.

This wild and promiscuous Ginger seduced the honorable Jon Snow in a warm cave; Jon skillfully pleasured her orally before entering her warm cave.
Damn that girl is such an Ygritte; I hope I can get her to cave before she kicks my ass!
by maalimP May 31, 2018
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