spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

Over the Pearls, Under the Crown

A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.

Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.

Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.

Steve: Oh yeah?

Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.

Steve: Cool.

by The Pretzelman January 5, 2010

hot in the pants

when a person becomes sexually aroused for someone else

Oh man, Mike is so hot in the pants for Melissa!

by Mike Burtonian April 9, 2006

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

Ride the Peg

Ride the Peg means for a guy to sit on the raging hard-on of another dude's dick and move his body up, down, and all around, while jacking off until they both have cumgasms and blow their loads -- best if another guy is also fucking his mouth.

Matt likes me to Ride the Peg sometimes.

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Fuck her right in the pussy

Why would you look this up?

Go away before you get in trouble.. Seriously who looks up "Fuck her right in the pussy?"

by toy Bonnie June 9, 2015

ducks on the pond

n. dux on the pond

Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.

1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.

2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.

3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.

by RickJames42011 June 4, 2006