Player 1-syndrome

One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.

Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!

Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!

by BadWolfFile July 28, 2010

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Hindermen's Drop Syndrome

A medical condition mostly prominent in the elderly community in which a large flatulence is expelled so violently the victim loses their footing and fall over as a side effect.

They lady who fell over at the line in Luby's to first responders that she has Hindermen's Drop Syndrome as a pre-existing condition.

by Dick Whispers222 July 28, 2011

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Butler Band Syndrome

When a large group of people, usually trying to move in an orderly fashion, compress and expand repeatedly, in an accordion-like motion. Can commonly be seen taking place with groups during parades.

This parade is great, but I think all the groups have Butler Band Syndrome... I'm getting dizzy from watching it!

by Someone-New9275w October 23, 2011

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Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

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