Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

two-FF-lick-suck

The act of using two fingers to Finger your partner's vagina and butthole and licking her clitoris, all at the same time, then sucking her clit at end of each pass.

Girl to her bff: Omg! My boyfriend gave me the two-FF-lick-suck treatment last night...I've never came so much in my life!

She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...

by EmmCeeSqrd June 5, 2025

self-suck

to slob their own knob

"eh bro lemme take a time out and self-suck a minute bro"

by villin June 9, 2025

max sucking trace

a slang term for someone who sucks everyone and everything.

"that dude is max sucking trace"
"real stuff homie"

by ray pisty June 11, 2025

Suck and Fuckathon

The Suck and Fuckathon is a semi-annual event that takes place in west vermont hosted by two lavish men. The suck and fuckathon has only one rule: No Kids!

Me and my dad went to the suck and fuckathon last night but those damn craiggers brought their kids!

by Vicente Senior April 2, 2024

Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.

"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."

by RealSkuff April 4, 2024