To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 09, 2023
by fukurdog October 10, 2019
1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men
2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money
2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money
i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate
by bigsmoke59 April 18, 2023
by Impostor (sus) January 28, 2023
by alpha man/female January 14, 2022
by young sexy motherfucker May 09, 2022
When you are eating a lot of chocolate and you look down and see a little that dripped on your boobie and you just got to lick that titty... Titty chocolate
by JohnTheLongJohn December 18, 2016