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black doodle

you kill or find a pregnant girl with your friend, strip her down naked, put her under a tree, then your friend goes up in the tree right above her and you spread her legs and put your face right in front of her vagina and your friend jumps off and lands on her stomach and all the nasty shit sprays all over you.

-sbk
dude, that black doodle we did to that black girl tasted to good.
by black doodle April 17, 2010
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Black Company

Someone that acts like a complete and total fucking douche canoe while interacting with friends and acquaintenances. Often vaguely tries to threaten them and make them uncomfortable for no apparent reason. Usually has a small penis.
The Black Company said he'd report us to the landlord for playing our music too loud again. That was after he showed up and ate our food and drank our beer.
by dougchartier November 10, 2011
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Black Balled

Being either physically or socially screwed over by your girlfriends ex-boyfriend.
I cant go to this party tonight cause I was black balled.

If I wasnt black balled from that bar we could go.

Yeah all my friends are there, but he is there also so I guess I am black balled.

I have black balls because of my girlfriend not blue.
by Backstreet Boy Stl March 29, 2011
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Black Beaning

Poking a hole in a condom and then fucking a girl without telling her.
"Damn, dude I am gonna be black beaning her all night!"
by blackbeaner April 1, 2010
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Black Swan'd

Definition 1. To be seduced, or to successfully engage in sexual relations with two women, one having blond hair in color and the other having black hair, at the same time.
Definition 2. To successfully seduce, or be roped into sexual relations with a man being a blond girl with your black haired friend or visa versa at the same time.

Prerequisite: Threesome
Example 1. "Those two chicks Black Swan'd me last night."

Example 2. "Hey Tiffany lets go Black Swan that guy."
by Janitor Pianist January 24, 2011
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Black crayon

he has a black crayon as a result of sticking his cock up her ass
by contributor 20645 April 21, 2009
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Black Suckers

The absolute worst punishment that a 3yr old can dish out.
Reason:They taste bad and they are ugly so nobody wants them.
A 3yr old will only bestow this reward when they are at their wits end and unable to change their situation with the normal fit pitching, belly aching, moaning, groaning and crying to no avail.
It is also used by adults in a SNAFU situation.
When you won't let the child have their way and they tell you NO NO NO Black Suckers for You!
by Marty and Michelle June 10, 2005
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