Simp

Someone who will literally do anything for someone else

Scott simps Jemma

by Kat_23 October 10, 2021

National Simp Month

All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.

Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!

by treythekidd December 9, 2020

simp

man or woman who is attracted to the receiving end but gaining nothing from it ps: we dont like simps

ew that guy is SIMP we

by vinshela December 10, 2021

Simp

Twitch mods...

Twitch unbanned Alinity because they're simps.

by Cryinchat April 28, 2020

simp

A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".

by Homer Jay Simp April 16, 2020

Simp

Simp is a guy, sometimes a girl , who overly obsesses over someone they are romantically attracted to. Yeah it’s weird bruh. :/

Dude: *gives like, a thousand dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(

Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.

by Lil girl, BIG vocabulary December 7, 2020

SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020