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moby dick

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006
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dick mistress

a fancy way for calling people a whore, also when used on a man it is calling them a whore and fag at the same time thus attaining the coveted "double whammy"
Person A: Man, Elton John is such a dick mistress.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.
by Jaime Blanco December 25, 2007
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diaper dick

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.
I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.
by -hef- September 18, 2009
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stinky dick

It means to have sex with two different girls without washing, usually without the second one knowing.
I'm not sure she would have blown me if she'd known I had stinky dick...
by brobro December 6, 2007
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dick garage

the fleshy meat sock surrounding a dog's penis.
Hammerdog's dick garage is dangling like a Mexican hammock today.

Wow, look at the dick garage on that Great Dane....its like a furry elephant trunk.
by SoloBros August 25, 2010
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Dick Juice

What comes out of your penis after an orgasm.
Imma drink ur dick juice tonight.
by connor599 January 10, 2012
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dick pic

I just got a dick pic from John
by ThorsBicep October 11, 2016
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