cunt-stunting

The female version of cock-blocking.

"Jane is totally cunt-stunting me!"

by znbvczjkv December 20, 2008

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Cunt speak

basically when sum1s talking bs or sayin sum dumbass stuff ;; bein fake, etc.

yesterday michelle told me u fucked her bf

pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak

by NO-BITCH-ASS-NESS December 29, 2008

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Someone who lacks a sympathetic bone in their cold alarse crab-esque body. Tend to also be vertically challenged. Commonly go by the names "Daniel" and "Mcguinness". Rumour has it they are also prone to bursts of random and unexplained homosexual behaviour. Often seen wearing shit hats.

Daniel Mcguinness is an unsympathetic cunt.

by Stewart Downings Assist November 29, 2012

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Cunt munger

A man who likes to eat period clots.

Oooh, I'm a cunt munger, please can I eat your clot.

by itsnotmattrballen December 8, 2010

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Cunt Rant

To rant on something/someone in a complaining, angry manner. Usually the word cunt rant is front of it to show that it is indeed a cunt rant.

CUNT RANT! I fuckin downloaded the L4D2 noSteam torrent, installed it, and it didn't even play! I spent 8 hours downloading it, and it says I ain't got the appropriate permissions! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU-------

by BlackHOUND August 15, 2010

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cabin cunt

The early stages of twat rot, that occurs while away from modern bathing or showering facilities. Usually afflicts women that are camping, hiking, etc. for more than forty-eight hours. Not considered a problem amongst lesbians.

nigga 1: Daaaamn dawg! You smell her stank hole when she jogged past our tent?

nigga 2: Fucking A right I did. Dat's cabin cunt for ya!

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

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