Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 25, 2023

Butters with an S specifically is referring to a pair of Timberlands or Tims. Slang from the north more specifically NewYork.
“Aye you seen them beat up butters he got on?”
“Yea, them shoes look like he done walked 40 days and 40 nights in em’.”
“Yea, them shoes look like he done walked 40 days and 40 nights in em’.”
by Gregorny July 12, 2023

The act of when a male covers his penis with peanut butter and then proedes to have sex and then cum in the male or female.
by mcsquigilnugets December 22, 2018

1. The act of pissing all over your partner during intercourse.
2. What some nerdy kid would say about the Wii U
2. What some nerdy kid would say about the Wii U
by You was there too February 2, 2024

It’s an object that has been blessed by certain types of Athiest, slapping the butter with their non-godly sausages.
Person 1: “Hey did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, that girl was a Christian”
Person 1: “Good”
Person 2: “Of course I did, that girl was a Christian”
Person 1: “Good”
by TheRealAtheistbutter October 15, 2017

I have brown the butter
by Extendedmeme October 15, 2020

by Mark Floyd March 14, 2019
