To be so blackout drunk that you prestige, hit sobriety, proceed through buzzed, lit, shitfaced, and hit blackout again.
As drunk as you can be without dying.
The best possible scenario for when you get weird with your friends.
So drunk that you can only speak in cursive.
When you are so drunk that you have to hold on to the grass to keep the world from spinning.
As drunk as you can be without dying.
The best possible scenario for when you get weird with your friends.
So drunk that you can only speak in cursive.
When you are so drunk that you have to hold on to the grass to keep the world from spinning.
"Hey boys, let's get butt faded tonight!"
"I am physically incapable, because I got so butt faded from your cough syrup margaritas last night."
"I was so butt faded that I head butted the bathroom mirror in the bar because I thought it wanted to fight. Steve the bartender says I owe him a new mirror.... again..."
"I am physically incapable, because I got so butt faded from your cough syrup margaritas last night."
"I was so butt faded that I head butted the bathroom mirror in the bar because I thought it wanted to fight. Steve the bartender says I owe him a new mirror.... again..."
by Valdosta State Rugby November 28, 2017
Get the butt fadedmug. Yes, I know it sounds crazy, but the perfect butt exist.
It actually resides in Spain.
It owner is Bella Noor Bouzar Aboura; if you see her with it, you are not allowed to take any photos.
It actually resides in Spain.
It owner is Bella Noor Bouzar Aboura; if you see her with it, you are not allowed to take any photos.
by Playboi Carti's Husband November 21, 2021
Get the Perfect buttmug. by CarterSmith September 19, 2023
Get the Farting Buttmug. 
by greenhairedturtle May 26, 2018
Get the Butt Breathermug. a butt genie is simply someone with an amazing ass that grants your wishes or a genie that comes out of your butt.
by sillysoup__ May 27, 2017
Get the butt geniemug. Butt dial is when you mistakenly call someone. This normally happens when your phone is in your back pocket and you sit down and the phone app calls someone for you. They end up answering and getting annoyed because you called them and now your not answering while they are trying to talk to you. Not to be confused with a booty call.
Donna: *sits down*
Jacob: David, my boi, your phones ringing.
David: Ah shit man it's Donna you know I've liked her for a while
Jacob: Answer it dumb fuck
David: Okay Okay. Donna, hey why are you calling?
Donna: *Sits unaware that she accidentally called someone*
Jacob: What she saying
David: *Realizes it must be a butt dial?*
Also David: *Throws phone across room*
Jacob: David, my boi, your phones ringing.
David: Ah shit man it's Donna you know I've liked her for a while
Jacob: Answer it dumb fuck
David: Okay Okay. Donna, hey why are you calling?
Donna: *Sits unaware that she accidentally called someone*
Jacob: What she saying
David: *Realizes it must be a butt dial?*
Also David: *Throws phone across room*
by TheFudge6969 December 8, 2019
Get the Butt dialmug.