New London, Wi

A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.

Can’t wait to go visit New London, Wi and get some meth and break my fucking a-arm on oshkosh street.

by fuckhortonville October 8, 2019

New Word War

The non-violent war individuals and organizations which have the power to popularize a new word wage against one another by inserting new words—they craft to achieve strategic goals—into various forms of media to covertly persuade as many people as possible to do or not do specific things.

The New Word War is intensifying.

by but for October 1, 2017

New York City

Also known as NYC or "The City". Known for its lights, businesses and pizza. Most overrated city in the world. Everyone is rude and so obsessed with their own life. The winter season is brutally cold although Christmas time is nice. Extremely expensive. Great theater (Broadway and off broadway). Great outdoors such as central park and botanical gardens. Many music festivals in the summer. Really a combination of 5 big cities connected by bridges, highways and tunnels. Nowhere near as great as Los Angeles. Very densely populated. The city is very cold hearted and survival is difficult which is why its called the concrete jungle. Home to arguably the best parade ever in the labor day parade. Worth a long vacation but not living and paying the ridiculous amount of money real estate agents pocket for a shitty apartment or sharing an apartment with roommates. Endless amount of things to do. Great public transportation and awful traffic. City life is go go go. If you're a laid back person nyc is not for you. People will giveyou dirty looks for walking slow.

Person 1: Yo, we out to da City. New York City .
Person 2: Na, fuck that it's too cold. We out to Miami. The lion king on Broadway could wait.
Person 1: copy, its more hoes in Miami anyway.

by Yungcp June 6, 2017

New York Experience

when a bunch of native New Yorkers beat up a tourist to show them what its like to live in New York

Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk

by YuOfTheNight June 21, 2017

New Level Petty

Being extremely childish and making uncalled for statements

Eduardo was new level petty when he claimed it wasn't him in the picture

by Gotyoucaught June 30, 2016

new phone, who this ?

A joke/phrase that people say when answering someone's phone. Its slightly irritates the owner of the phone, That's what makes it fun.

*John is busy cooking*
Phone rings**
John : Yooo , can you get that for me ?
Peter : Okay *answers phone* new phone, who this ?

by jamaican_princess August 15, 2016

Fox News Wife

Your typical woman who doesn't watch the news or pay attention to politics, yet is able to recite a list of things she is currently mad about. This is usually due to being married to a republican who watches fox news all day.

She was spouting conflicting ideologies like she didn't understand what she was saying - what a fox news wife.

by Dracon421 February 21, 2021