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james

a boy who suffers from ethno-dysmorphia, and confuses himself as being black when he is SouthEast Asian. Likes to get high by typing definitions of his enemies' names on Urban Dictionary. Obsessed with urban culture, i.e. graffiti, rap, gang violence, hip-hop. Cannot pay attention to one subject longer than one minute as he gets a dopamine fix browsing the world wide web ALL DAY LONG. Wife worships him and treats him like her father, since she gets no love from her biological father. Has an IQ of 45 as he hangs out with the lowest of the low on the socio-economic ladder.
James is an insecure, gas-lighting dork who only has friends on the internet and not in real-life.
by Mirna the Whore July 25, 2022
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Sloppy James

by CAry65 July 27, 2022
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james Spicer

gay ass baseball player that goes to seton and gets no pussy
also has the worst hygiene
Fran: ewww look at him he stinks

every kid: that has to be James Spicer
by The Swashbucklers July 29, 2022
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James Marriot Super Fan

annoying little rats (Mankywave) who cant stop praising James. they want to suck his moist crummy toes so much it would satisfy them. they always use screenshots of James instead of emojis.
Mankywave: OMG im such a James Marriot Super Fan!

Hengi: Help me...
by A suspicious blobfish July 29, 2022
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james

james is poggers
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by bob boi235 July 30, 2022
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James Barret

James Barret is a sexy beast of a man who's incredible in bed if you're lucky enough to get with him. He is the greatest human on the planes and is a modern day King. His worshippers may also call him Daddy JB.
Worshipper: OMFG it's daddy JB ( James Barret ) I wish he'd give it to me
Other worshipper: so would I but we're not worthy of having daddy JB ( James Barret )
by Joggerman123 August 6, 2022
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James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey
You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here
by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022
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