Witch face

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, unruly eyebrows, moles on their face, long sunken-in faces, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean, evil, and scares people away
Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude

Rose Marie can't get a date because she has an ugly witch face and personality to match.

by TarotReader August 12, 2023

schmoop face

The face you make when someone asks you to smile but you don’t want to.

“Come on Joce, that’s not a smile that’s a schmoop face!”

by Chichitara September 25, 2023

DeLuca Face

The DeLuca Face is a face of disapproval with a slight smirk; looking a bit sheepish. The face you make when you said something you shouldn’t have said and your friends ask you what you just said.

Luke: did you just say that all Native Americans are savages?
Jake: *DeLuca Face*

by Big_Berg November 17, 2020

biden face

the moment somebody completely roasts you, and your super shamed. you know its over, so you sit there and say "in addition to that" or just ramble incoherintly

after being accused of watch porn, joe gave his biden face

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

Platypus Face

The look on a woman's face when she's giving head and making eye contact, like on POV porn.

You should see this girls' face while she's blowing him; total platypus face!

by Daisy Dunham October 26, 2020

Facing North

A man who enjoys the sexual company of another man going penis to ass.

Me: “Turns out my boyfriend was gay the whole time.”
My stepdad: “You mean he’s facing North now?!”

by Cow_esperts January 8, 2021

sus face

The face someone gives you when you do something suspicious, weird, or say something stupid. It is like a smirk with squinted eyes that scrutinize and judge you, but not in a spiteful way. You can even turn your head to the side a little for added effect. Can be used in a flirtatious manner.

I think It's so sexy when Michael Jackson gives us the sus face.

After telling a distasteful joke, Kona was met with sus faces instead of laughs.

by Kona K. January 28, 2021