dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

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dirty tao

When a little Asian hides in the bushes spanking his wang jumps out at unsuspecting young guys screaming "Rice, rice baby" while slinging oriental love juice on the them.

Cop: "Are you alright sir?"
Spring breaker: "What the hell happened?"
Cop: "Well it looks like when you were leaving the strip club you got a Dirty Tao."
Spring breaker: "Dam! Not again."

by Geoshaman September 20, 2016

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dirty tube

After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.

person a: how was your weekend dude?
person b: fucken minted. i gave the missus the dirty tube.

by iknowmyshitdude July 25, 2016

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dirty ol'mcweasel

When you jerk off or have someone jerk you off to completion while your taking a shit.

Man this chick last night was nasty, I went to take a shit and she gave me a Dirty Ol'Mcweasel

by MaddhatterCrow July 8, 2016

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Dirty Capsicum

The act of defecating in ones armpit, and then fucking the said armpit.

Dobbo: "I really need to take a shit but I don't know if I can make it to the toilet!"
Mug: "Just dirty capsicum me!! - We haven't had sex in the last five minutes anyway!"

by Kezerous May 16, 2016

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Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016

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