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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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Akron Steam Cleaning

When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole
To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!
by Smitty870 February 15, 2024
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Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded
Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus
by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024
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Leafy screaming

Leafy Screaming is a term that is used to describe someone who is extremely scared of loud noises and dislikes horror. This type of person can often be heard screaming loud enough to be heard from a mile away.
The Urban Dictionary term 'Leafy Screaming' is used to describe someone who, upon hearing loud noises, screams extremely loudly, making their voice sound similar to that of YouTube-famous character Leafy.
by leafther February 22, 2024
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Chase Steamer

The act of someone named Chase taking a large shit while cleansing their body in the shower. Can be done single, or with a partner.
I just took a Chase Steamer with my girlfriend, she kept complaining about the smell.
by Big Johnson-69 February 24, 2024
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LP Steamer

When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.
Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!
by lpsteamer March 12, 2024
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Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina
Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer
by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024
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