Bean

A person who is funny, friendly, a little dirty minded and likes to tease others.

Haha you're such a Bean!!

by PebbleTheBean June 24, 2021

Bean

the food of the gods

#1: b e an

#2: person 1: man i ate some beans today

person 2: no way man thats epic

by theGuyWhoMadeTheBeanDefinition December 14, 2020

bean

bean is a redstone specialist with a high iQ and can do most commands

bean rules

by mr k.k.k smarty pants April 3, 2020

jealous bean

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

by Gramonhadtobereal January 31, 2018

Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

beans will make you dance

You are gay

Beans will make you dance

by Jfd GB k June 8, 2020