Heir to the Cum Throne

A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum

Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!

by Cum-Lord November 23, 2020

Cumming To Your Senses

Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.

Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?

by akselly March 12, 2021

WASH AWAY THE CUM

WASH AWAY THE CUM

HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING CUM
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON YOUR GF'S FACE
WASH AWAY THE POST-NUT CLARITY ALL THE STAINS OF CUM
BUT THERES NO CUM ITS ONLY DRY INSIDE

IN THE CUM AND SINKING DEEPER
INTO A PEACEFUL EJACULATION

AND IT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL I CUM INSIDE
AND IT WILL CUM THROUGH THE CONDOM
IN MY FINAL CUMMING
AND IT WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL SHE GETS PREGENANT
UNTIL IT FINDS HER EGG HAS BEEN FERTILIZED

WASH AWAY THE CUM

by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022

cum like an elephant

What you say when you cum or jizz an abnormally large load of sperm during sex.

Last night when fucking Susan I've cum like an elephant..

by kam75xx February 5, 2022

Goose Cum

something you yell really loud and hope your parents don't hear or a cart pusher at wal-mart

man look at that goose cum he needs to get a real job

by therealandrewbolten February 4, 2009

Senior Chief Cummings

A senior enlisted TACAMITE veteran of the United States Navy. A silver-tongued devil that has mastered the use of the English language. His quips are usually directed towards others who may be arrogant, stupid or careless enough to attempt to challenge the TACAMO Jedi of Jargon to a verbal war of words. Warning: Do not challenge him, you will lose. Although usually unprovoked, he sometimes enjoys luring Junior Officers and Chief Petty Officer selectees into a well placed linguistic trap.

Did you hear that Chief pull a "Senior Chief Cummings" on that Lieutenant? He probably won't leave the Wardroom for days.

by Black Shoe December 12, 2010

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005