by Diane B. March 18, 2022
Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.
Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.
by Ray Padood November 10, 2021
Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.
by Dogenero September 22, 2022
An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
by Jack McFuck Nut April 17, 2016
A dumb cake is a person who is extraordinarily dumb and quite possibly blind as the fuckin coronavirus bat. The person is considered a weakling but is delusional that he/she is a queen.
by Eddy Elwin April 12, 2020
by refargeger December 28, 2020