Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015

beautiful little rice cake

When someone beautiful resembles rice so clearly they are a beautiful little rice cake.

I just wanna eat you up, my beautiful little rice cake!

by Ricecakelover May 23, 2018

REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Sran Cakes

The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.

Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003

Show Cake

1. (noun) a cake solely for show, especially at birthday parties or weddings where photos will be taken. Not to be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.

“Gabe I need a show cake for my birthday.”

by Dr. Snrub May 15, 2022

Community cake

When the campus slut has a fat ass.

Yooo that girl is so thicc, I heared that she slept with half the people on campus. I could also go for some community cake myself.

by Naty_boy April 1, 2020

Cake

Noun. used to describe something fake

I bought him a PS5 but it was a cake.

by Monguist July 14, 2020