A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.
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This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.
Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.
Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.
Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
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HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING CUM
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON YOUR GF'S FACE
WASH AWAY THE POST-NUT CLARITY ALL THE STAINS OF CUM
BUT THERES NO CUM ITS ONLY DRY INSIDE
IN THE CUM AND SINKING DEEPER
INTO A PEACEFUL EJACULATION
AND IT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL I CUM INSIDE
AND IT WILL CUM THROUGH THE CONDOM
IN MY FINAL CUMMING
AND IT WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL SHE GETS PREGENANT
UNTIL IT FINDS HER EGG HAS BEEN FERTILIZED
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING CUM
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON YOUR GF'S FACE
WASH AWAY THE POST-NUT CLARITY ALL THE STAINS OF CUM
BUT THERES NO CUM ITS ONLY DRY INSIDE
IN THE CUM AND SINKING DEEPER
INTO A PEACEFUL EJACULATION
AND IT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL I CUM INSIDE
AND IT WILL CUM THROUGH THE CONDOM
IN MY FINAL CUMMING
AND IT WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL SHE GETS PREGENANT
UNTIL IT FINDS HER EGG HAS BEEN FERTILIZED
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Get the Goose Cum mug.A senior enlisted TACAMITE veteran of the United States Navy. A silver-tongued devil that has mastered the use of the English language. His quips are usually directed towards others who may be arrogant, stupid or careless enough to attempt to challenge the TACAMO Jedi of Jargon to a verbal war of words. Warning: Do not challenge him, you will lose. Although usually unprovoked, he sometimes enjoys luring Junior Officers and Chief Petty Officer selectees into a well placed linguistic trap.
Did you hear that Chief pull a "Senior Chief Cummings" on that Lieutenant? He probably won't leave the Wardroom for days.
by Black Shoe December 12, 2010
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your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
by Tim April 9, 2005
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