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vapid cunt

cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".
douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.
by jj August 20, 2006
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Cunt Waster

Derives from the Latin word, cont wast. Whereby good looking women never put out.
Dude, that bitch does not put out for shit. I know Andy, what a Cunt Waster!
by JRC Productions January 28, 2010
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Cunt munger

A man who likes to eat period clots.
Oooh, I'm a cunt munger, please can I eat your clot.
by itsnotmattrballen December 8, 2010
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cabin cunt

The early stages of twat rot, that occurs while away from modern bathing or showering facilities. Usually afflicts women that are camping, hiking, etc. for more than forty-eight hours. Not considered a problem amongst lesbians.
nigga 1: Daaaamn dawg! You smell her stank hole when she jogged past our tent?

nigga 2: Fucking A right I did. Dat's cabin cunt for ya!
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
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Cunt Rant

To rant on something/someone in a complaining, angry manner. Usually the word cunt rant is front of it to show that it is indeed a cunt rant.
CUNT RANT! I fuckin downloaded the L4D2 noSteam torrent, installed it, and it didn't even play! I spent 8 hours downloading it, and it says I ain't got the appropriate permissions! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU-------
by BlackHOUND August 15, 2010
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Cunt Cushion

A male or female friend who acts as a shield against a woman to whom you're not attracted in the slightest.
Oh my god, that chick that's been staring at me all night is coming over to talk to me, but she's sooo not my type. Quick, I need you to be my cunt cushion!
by The Ent August 29, 2010
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cunt masterflex

some 1 who is a big ass twards u. or some who messes ur joke up
guy1:you check out my out my package

guy2: you mean your penis

guy1:no cunt masterflex i really ment my package from the mail
by willie boy January 30, 2008
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