poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

by Bend-over November 28, 2013

beaned

leave beans on a doorstep/door

“i just beaned kamala’s crib”

by flibbertigybet June 11, 2021

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

christine the bean

the radical dude

Christine the bean is a beaner bean

by BagelToaster69 January 17, 2018

Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025

beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025

bean

weed, cannabis. It can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Let's go cook some beans.
You look so bean right now.
Do you wanna bean later?
It's bean time.
Pass the bean.

by thebeanman420 November 18, 2019