I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.

Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-

by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

Am I dumb

Yes yes you are but so am I.

You: am I dumb

Me: yes but so am I

by Traceback June 15, 2022

i love bread

When you use celebrity status to promote a not so gesat product because you own shares in the company that makes it

Oprah "i love bread" Winfrey can't shut up about weight watchers

by 123biggyatl February 17, 2017

i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh

1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*

by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017

I like cheese

A word used to change the subject in some way.

"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.

by cheezy_ May 28, 2018

i love poland

You've seen those edits on tiktok where some guy dedicates their entire account into finding the poland flag in anything and everything.

And everytime, it's always amusing to watch.

Person A - Hey, what's the name of that one song that poland guy uses on tiktok?

Person B - i love poland

by Izucktoes4l!!fe August 7, 2022