Open Your Eyes

An invitation to a sleeping person to join an orgy.

"Max, everyone is naked! Open your eyes!"

by DGPoker October 02, 2008

Turkish Eye Opener

A hot cup of Turkish coffee, that has a piece of hashish melted in it. It's effect is strong and fast.

I have no plans for today. I gonna make myself a nice cup of Turkish eye opener.

by hakoOo January 17, 2008

almond eyes

What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.

Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."

by Mr Gigglezz July 03, 2012

Short eyes

A bigot /one who believes those of races unlike their own are less than or unequal. One who holds racial biases towards others.

The Nazi Party was full of "Short Eyes".

by Mr Dc April 29, 2014

Between The Eyes Music

Between The Eyes Music is any song that is played to the point where it has lost all of it's original meaning. The term comes from the method of killing ones self by shooting themselves between the eyes. Which makes for a quick, painless death. These songs are popular; at least at first, but over time due to them being overplayed and overused; they end up annoying the listener. Some example of these types of songs are Daniel Powter's "Bad Day", which was played over and over again on American Idol. Mariah Carey's "Hero", which is played on practically any reality show were the directer wants to have a Compassionate moment. Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", which was used on the Titanic movie soundtrack and was overplayed almost constantly on the radio.

Man! If I hear that F**ING Mariah Carey song Hero one more time I'm going to be forced to kill myself! I wonder if she realizes that by allowing anyone and everyone to use that stupid song; that she made the song into Between The Eyes Music? What ever message that song had has long since died...

by the2ndflood August 10, 2008

damn your eyes

Said when a person hooked up or entered a relationship with someone that was not really a great person or a good match for them, but they were attractive (or, at least, their eyes were).

"You know, Cindy, you were a mistake. I never meant to sleep with your father that night... damn his eyes!"

"Would you stop following me around? I don't like you! We just made out that one time... damn your eyes!"

by EmilyElle June 21, 2006

diving board eyes

When someone is crosseyed.

I couldn't tell if that bitch was talking to me. And once I figured it out, I didn't know which eye to look at. Because she had diving board eyes.

by 00g June 02, 2008