She was horney and had a busy day, so she asked me to come over for a "dick & dash".dick and dash dick'n dash
by Merryshwy October 12, 2016
Get the Dick & Dash mug.it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole
joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..
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by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021
Get the soap dick mug.Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.
by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021
Get the Dick Tickle mug.1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.
2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.
3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.
3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?
AMAN: Yes AT2.
AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?
AMAN: *gulp*
AMAN: Yes AT2.
AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?
AMAN: *gulp*
by Jp331 March 19, 2021
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Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.
Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.
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by inexcelsis July 28, 2012
Get the dick-a-doodle mug.When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".
Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.
by Duckfluff October 15, 2013
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