sink dick

An act performed by a woman for the woman. A aroused man receives fellatio near a sink running cold water. As the man is about to climax the female takes the extendable sink handle and blasts the male's gentiles with cold water so he fails to climax and shrinks to his resting length. The women then continues giving dome until the man is about to climax. Again the female blasts his male pride with the cold water. The process is repeated for an hour and the man never climaxes.

Girl 1: I'm just trying to find a man who will treat me with respect.
Girl 2: I heard bobby is willing to perform sink dick.
Girl 1: wow, what a selfless gentleman! I'll hit him up

by bigmeat69er March 3, 2017

Dick & Dash

When you have sex and leave promptly after satisfaction.

She was horney and had a busy day, so she asked me to come over for a "dick & dash".dick and dash dick'n dash

by Merryshwy October 12, 2016

dick-a-doodle

a person who has grandiose and sanctimonious ideas about himself but is obviously ignorant, thoughtless and shallow.

Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.

Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.

by inexcelsis July 28, 2012

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.

*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"

by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012

Harley Dick

A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.

Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.

by jsd9632 January 11, 2012

Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.

Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.

by ElSantos November 11, 2011