T-cake evans

t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape

"T-cake evans do you have a fag i could get"

by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021

moon cake

way of reffering to a vagina, when talking about performing cunnilingus

hey baby, lemme eat your moon cake tonight

by sexhaver015 January 10, 2021

Cake

Cake is not an omelette

Daniel: Cake is an omelette because it’s mixed with eggs

Adrian: You’re fucking retarded

by FramedEmuszz January 18, 2021

Cake

Kilogramme of Cocaine

“I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cake.”

by Souslinferno January 20, 2021

Cake pop

When you're hitting it from the back so hard that her butt implants explode.

"How was last night?"

"It was great up until I gave her a cake pop. Spent the rest of the night with her in the ER."

by earthakitt January 22, 2021

Cake

Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.

Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"

Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*

by RhiRhigurrrl January 23, 2021

Cake

Someone’s ass.

it’s not my birthday but thanks for the cake.

by wellthisiswhatitlookslike January 23, 2021