carrot cakes

When a female sticks a carrot in her ass.

Oh shit she blessed me with those carrot cakes.

by justsomedewd March 18, 2021

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

by Lynxxh May 24, 2022

kitty cake

A kitty cake is when you ejaculate in many girls at once and they drip the cum out of they're vagina on a cake

Do you want to make a kitty cake?

by Lyndaa May 14, 2014

Railway cake

When a hobo prostitute shits on your chest on his/her way out of the rail car you just lost your virginity in.

Had me a the railway cake last night. Couldn't have asked for anything different.

by Main Shear November 05, 2020

a bigger lie than the cake

A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true

Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.

Dude 2: Sweet!

Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.

by KnightofNerdom December 26, 2018

Victory Cake

Victory Cake is a term that refers to any and all desserts that are eaten in celebration of or in anticipation for an event. Victory Cake may reference cakes, pies, smoothies, milk shakes, and cookies among hundreds of other options. Sometimes no special occasion demands the need for Victory Cake.

Guy: Wow that test was hard, better get some Victory Cake
Girl: I'm not pregnant, Victory Cake time!

by Paul Sack February 12, 2013

hotdog cake

So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake

Man I am so sorry about that hotdog cake last night dude

by a captain of industry June 07, 2011