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No Nut New Year

"No Nut New Year" similar to " No Nut November" but you have to put exactly on new years day and can't nut again until next year.

Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
by Virgin Lies December 8, 2018
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Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Off your nut
by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022
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milky nut sauce

A more classy version of describing semen
After rigorous activity he covered my face in milky nut sauce, what a delicacy.
by TurdHearder69 November 17, 2020
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Post nut clarity

That sober or relaxed feeling some people get after busting a nut or otherwise having an orgasm. Horny feelings are all gone for a while and you think with a fresh mindset.
"this dude is so down bad, he needs some of that post nut clarity"
"I was getting so frustrated until I decided to get some post nut clarity, now I'm relaxed as hell, man"
"How is he finding such good moves? Must be that post nut clarity."
"I was thinking of messaging my ex until I got some post nut clarity, now I realize I was just horny."
by speedyNEET May 30, 2022
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Blue ball nutting

When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.
Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial
by Pasmc January 15, 2022
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pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.
Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."
by Nicholas D March 9, 2009
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Nut Ass Bitch

A girl who is seemingly normal, but upon talking to her, you realize she is actually crazy, weird, spazzy or all around unpleasant to talk to.
"God damn, Allie's pretty hot"
"Definitely. Too bad she's a nut ass bitch"
by No Asshole February 18, 2009
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