juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
by Definition Extraordinaire September 17, 2015
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white pussy nuts

White girl crazy. A unique realm of madness only white women are capable of conjuring.
White Pussy Nuts

Always keeps you on your toes.
by ScreamingMonkey May 16, 2023
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Off Brand Nuts

A term used to describe when somebody has had damage to their testicles and they had to be repaired via an operation.
Stacy: How was your date with Brad last night?
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks
by bagging dog November 26, 2020
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No Nut New Year

"No Nut New Year" similar to " No Nut November" but you have to put exactly on new years day and can't nut again until next year.

Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
by Virgin Lies December 09, 2018
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No Nut Twenty-one

Similar to No Nut November, a challenge where you may not intentionally ejaculate or orgasm under any circumstances. The challenge takes place from midnight on 1 Jan 2021 to 31 Dec 2021 at 11:59 PM.

Wet dreams and pre cum are permissable. You can watch pornography, masturbate, or even have sex (although none of these are recommended) as long as you do not orgasm.
"You doing No Nut November this year?"
"Nah, I'm waiting for No Nut Twenty-one"
by Jack Goff 02 November 03, 2020
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pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.
Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."
by Nicholas D March 09, 2009
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Nut Ass Bitch

A girl who is seemingly normal, but upon talking to her, you realize she is actually crazy, weird, spazzy or all around unpleasant to talk to.
"God damn, Allie's pretty hot"
"Definitely. Too bad she's a nut ass bitch"
by No Asshole October 14, 2008
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