Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020

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swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

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Slap Happy

When stuffing your girl from behind and your balls slap against her butt cheeks so long that it throws her into a euphoric state

Damn you're in a good mood ever since we went to the bedroom you've been slap Happy

by California finest January 2, 2025

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somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

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The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.

Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)

After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.

by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011

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