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Pac-Man Syndrome

When you eat everything in a steady rhythmic chomping motion, especially if that food is pelletized or available in small, bite sized amounts, such as combos.
"After I got high, I got Pac-Man Syndrome and ate a whole thing of candy beans."

"Your father has Pac-Man Syndrome. The prognosis isn't good. I'm afraid he only has a few months at best."
by Keith Robicheux December 30, 2013
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Sleepy Kitty Syndrome

A person who develops Sleepy Kitty Syndrome are typically at home when the symptoms first develop. This syndrome peaks in the daytime and obviously only affects cat owners (both men and women are susceptible).

Most commonly, this syndrome begins after the man or woman show signs of procrastination and decide to sit on his or her couch to watch television, rather than do what they needed to that day. The person's pet cat will then take this opportunity to sit upon his or her lap to commence the first stages of Sleepy Kitty Syndrome.

First, the cat will become very warm and cuddly.
Second, the cat will then proceed to take a nap on the owner's lap. This is when the cat will begin transmitting Sleepy Kitty Syndrome upon the owner. Currently, scientists cannot explain how the cat does this, or why. The person/cat owner will then begin to feel unyielding tiredness and become unable to leave his or her couch for the remainder of the day. However, the current world record for being under Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is 5.5 days. The only way to combat Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is by owning a dog.**

**WARNING: Sleepy Doggy Syndrome has not yet been properly tested. Please use caution when napping with a dog.
"I really need to get a job, but I have Sleepy Kitty Syndrome so I think I will take a nap instead".
by Invisible.Lady February 13, 2015
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Purple Popsicle Syndrome

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong
Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom
by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015
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El Paso Syndrome

A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.

SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy
JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."

CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."
by Big bear8 October 28, 2016
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Suddenly Handsome Syndrome

Expat slang. Same meaning as an LBH or Loser Back Home. A directionless male expat who leaves his home country for a developing economy country and is viewed as "handsome" and "successful" by the local women.
Ted is a total LBH with Suddenly Handsome Syndrome because he's lived in Asia for over 30 years and is on his third hot wife. Back in North America, he'd be nothing more than a pathetic, short, annoying dude who speaks Mandarin.
by Kim Sam Soon November 16, 2015
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horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.
Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015
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Lost Homie Syndrome

When your homie gets a taste of that sweet, sweet punani on the first date and drops everything else to make sure this girl stays happy just for some more punani
Bro I farted in front of Brian’s girls and know they both don’t talk to me, mans got lost homie syndrome
by FattySpit1 November 20, 2018
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