sock shit

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again

by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017

helicopter shit

When you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down and you explode before you even make it to the seat.

Dude I was in Walmart yesterday and I ran to the bathroom so fast and ended up dropping a helicopter shit bc of that Taco Bell that I ate.

by The one and only meme May 7, 2017

Shit-zoom

A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.

My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.

by freedomofoppression May 26, 2017

Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.

"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."

by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017

Shit chauffeur

Also "Shit Showfer"

One who drives a party bus, late night taxi or Uber service, or designated driver for the evening. Often forced to manage or at least put up with inebriated drama.

"I had to buy a whole case of baking soda and Kleenex for my Shit Chauffeur job tonight hauling around a bachelorette party. I heard two of the bridesmaids used to go out with the groom; which should really make it a red letter night."

by stripeypajamas November 6, 2017

cause shit

To create drama with someone one for no other reason than a possible inferiority Complex.

P1: "Did you hear what so and so said about so and so?"
P2: "You just tryna cause shit and stir up drama, go home."

by Himeichi November 9, 2017

Trump Shit

The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.

Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..

by mrbruceman November 18, 2017