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bukkake in Moonachie

A seedy underground event in an otherwise quiet little town hosted by the local cock midget, who allows anyone of even slight local importance to blast cum wads all over him until he looks like a tiny snowman.

Because of the sniveling nature of the cock midget, it’s difficult to tell if he does it strictly for the love of cum or because it makes the useless cum nugget feel important.
“Dude did you get to the bukkake in Moonachie last night? They buried a midget in cum.”
“No man. I lost my job at the DPW last year, so I guess I’m not important enough to help a bunch of dudes cover a sorry midget with cum any more.”
by Blue Waffle Stack January 2, 2025
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Piss and Moonshine

A term which has origins in Shine Running, in which running can sometimes burn more fuel than the vehicle possesses, and using Moonshine(combustible) and Piss(stabilizer) to keep going, essentially meaning scraping by with what you have.
These long shifts at work have me running on piss and moonshine near the end.
by RandomRedneck May 8, 2025
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Man of many moons

Defined: Man of many moon's . A life of dark times as the moon with light in the darkness.

As obstacles are to be moved, so are the shadows with the moon.

One who looks up and never see's the same image.
Example: Such as life, so does the day from night, man of many moons.

Being Defined: Man of many moon's,

the journey that never hid the moon.

Truly,

Jonathan

Scott

Howard.
by JonScott Howard May 20, 2025
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Pull a Moonie

When a certain girl or someone in general says they're going eepy, and then proceeds to come back multiple times before actually passing out 😀
Moonie: "I'll go to bed now"
*2 hours later:*
Moonie: I'm actually going to bed this time I swear-
Random dude: Moonie, don't pull a Moonie
by Thebitchassmotherfucker May 28, 2025
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meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)
"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.
by Dia ;) February 13, 2021
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meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)
"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.
by Dia ;) February 13, 2021
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