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Johnael is a sexy ass beast. A true sigma male. He allures the female species with the power of his silence. He posts instagram stories only twice every year. He is so lowkey that you crave to find out more about him every damn day.
That guy there is so quiet and sexy. He must be a Johnael.
johnael by Schwarzenegger Arnold November 23, 2021

John-Paul 

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
John-Paul by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk
Hi I’m john
John by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021
Typical cool MF who doesn’t give a flying fuck about the lies on this site
John M. saw this bullshit on Instagram and showed how petty he can get
John M. by Flyyowl November 23, 2021
A sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart and is very caring. A freak in the sheets, romantic, loves to have fun, plays sports and loves to be affectionate. The nicest guy you will ever meet. If you meet Jhonser, never let him go.
Look at Jhonser, what a sweet guy!
Jhonser by Stephhh1234 November 24, 2021

John Hall 

This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a good chance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.
You don’t fuck around with John hall
John Hall by English assassin November 25, 2021